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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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