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Titan Empire is a strategy video game for the Apple II published by Muse Software in 1983
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Samuel Schmidt is a former Indy Racing League driver and NTT IndyCar Series and Indy Lights series team owner. Schmidt's brief IndyCar career included a win in 1999, but an accident before the 2000 season left him a quadriplegic. Schmidt was a co-owner of the Arrow McLaren IndyCar team.
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