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\"Countdown\" is a song written and performed by Lindsey Buckingham, released in 1992 from his third solo album Out of the Cradle. In the UK, \"Countdown\" was released in July as the album's first single, although in North America, \"Wrong\" was released as the first single instead.
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Idris Ali, known by his stage name Ilias Kanchan, is a Bangladeshi actor and activist. He appeared in more than 350 films during the 1980s and 1990s. He earned Bangladesh National Film Award for Lifetime Achievement (2021), Bangladesh National Film Award for Best Actor for his role in the film Parineeta (1986) and Best Supporting Actor for Shasti (2005). He is a road safety activist in Bangladesh. He was awarded Ekushey Padak for his social service by the Government of Bangladesh in 2018. He was the former President of Bangladesh Film Artists' Association, the organisation of local film artists.
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