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Francisco José Ventoso Alberdi is a Spanish former professional road racing cyclist, who rode professionally between 2004 and 2020, for the Saunier Duval–Prodir, AndalucÃa–Cajasur, Carmiooro NGC, Movistar Team and CCC Team squads.
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